dragonlady18

Listen up, maggots.



There's a very good possibility that I may get banned for this, but before I go, I wanted the world (or at least the itsy bitsy portion of dA that I can reach) to know what I've been up to these last few weeks, by re-opening and using this account.

In the interest of public interest and general amusement, I've devoted my time on this account to cracking the oh-so-fragile shell of our own, dear, beloved Galaxu. Why, you may ask? ...do I really have to give a reason?

I can't stand this bitch, plain and simple. I met her first as Romaniya, followed her sordid story as Yerdian, watched gleefully as she made her way through Yerdee in days, and finally came to rest, once more, on the face of dA as Galaxu. And all the while, I waited.

It was then that I concocted this stupendously simple plan (with the help of a few cohorts who shall remain nameless). I would crack her, like the tottering little egghead that she is. I was going to create a brand spanking new account at first, but I realized that doing so would be unyieldingly stupid -- she'd see right through it at once. And then I realized... DUH! I have this perfectly usable, no longer cared for, dust-covered account sitting RIGHT HERE! Ba-da-bing, I'm in.

It didn't take long to win her over (although when she sees this, I'm sure she'll say she saw right through it all along, ha). A shit-load of favorites, a few well placed white-knight-troll comments, a suck up note or three, and I was in. For someone so paranoid (not to mention unhinged), she sure is gullible.

In any case, it didn't take long to get the information I wanted, either. So, without further ado, I give you my work, my magnum opus, my gallery of screenshots, happily entitled "Cracking Giata".

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Be aware, you'll probably have to piece the shots together for yourself according to dates and times, because I am way too lazy to be bothered with the cropping and editing and putting it all in order thing. (If anyone does feel like taking the time and doing that, though, feel free to share it with me; I'll post it here.) Screenshots have been edited into something readable. C:

(Also, for anyone who wants the original links from that shit-storm of a note she calls her "proof", I have all of that copied into a text document, and you are more than welcome to request those; I will gladly share.)

P.S. If this gets enough faves to make it to the front journal portal, I will give everyone kittens. Or something.

Happy haunting. (: